Ree: “I’m the wife of a rugged cowboy. I’m the mother of four spirited children. I have horse poop on my porch. I’m Ree Drummond, also known as The Pioneer Woman.”
Me: “I’m the wife of a rugged carpenter. I’m the mother of one spirited child, whose poop sometimes misses the toilet. I’m Dagmar Bleasdale, also known as the opinionated, green, frugal, breastfeeding, blogging mom of a toddler.”
Okay, I’m ready to make millions. Call me, people!